Too original for your algorithm Aquarius Zodiac Crewneck Sweatshirt | Anti-Algorithm Typography
$39.99
A soft, mid-weight crewneck sweatshirt with a quiet, witty statement embroidered across the chest: “Too original for your algorithm.” The clean black fabric and minimalist white script give it a subtle, offbeat vibe that reads like an inside joke for anyone who values analog thinking in a digital world. It wears like a reliable layer — roomy but not bulky — with ribbed collar and cuffs that hold their shape and double-needle stitching that stands up to repeated washes. Small details like tear-away label comfort, optional embroidery placements (left chest, center chest, large center chest, or wrists), and eco-conscious dyeing make it feel considered and responsibly made. Slip it on for late-night coding sessions, slow coffee runs, or quiet protests against predictable feeds; it cozy-fits into the life of someone who prefers real sparks over algorithmic recommendations.
Product features
- Embroidered slogan with placement options: left/center/large center chest and wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for a clean fit and lasting shape
- Double-needle stitching at seams; gray tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- OEKO-TEX dyed, ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and environmental standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Shipping from United States
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3-5 business days
Estimated shipping times
- North America : 5 - 12 business days
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